Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
high people should be assigned attendants
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I am mentally ready for anal.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
