Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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