Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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