He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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