i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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