I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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