I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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