i already hear my dad disowning me
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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