Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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