i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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