Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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