im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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