So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Floor bacon is actually really good
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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