I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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