thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The power of my boobs compel you
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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