At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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