She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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