How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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