Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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