I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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