I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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