Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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