my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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