I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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