Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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