ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Randomize
