ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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