Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize
