just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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