Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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