Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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