I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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