he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
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In America we eat man semen.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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