All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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