Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
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By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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