if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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