Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
