I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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