he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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