I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Everyone says I win the strip club
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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