butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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