You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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