i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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