Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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