I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Randomize
