went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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