so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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