she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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