In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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