I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
false alarm, still single
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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