I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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