i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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