The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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