Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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